| Team | W | D | L | SD | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Backshot Bears FC | 13 | 4 | 1 | 29 | 43 |
| Uterus United | 12 | 5 | 1 | 26 | 41 |
| Epstein Town FC | 12 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 41 |
| Epstein United | 8 | 4 | 6 | 10 | 28 |
| Diddy City | 8 | 3 | 7 | -1 | 27 |
| Bacich FC | 5 | 6 | 7 | -11 | 21 |
| Slooshkebab FC | 4 | 5 | 9 | -15 | 17 |
| Jerk For Kirk United | 2 | 8 | 8 | -11 | 14 |
| Mighty Minge United | 2 | 2 | 14 | -20 | 8 |
| Sandy Handy FC | 1 | 4 | 13 | -28 | 7 |
W - Games Won, L - Games Lost, D - Games Drawn
POS - League Position, SD - Score Difference, SF - Score For
SA - Score Against, PLD - Games Played, PTS - Points Earned